Intro: I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more Verse: Oh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man" My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can" But then one day I met a man who came to me and said (strum once) "Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head" So now, I smoke two joints when I get up, in the car I smoke two joints I smoke two joints when I play video games and at every ten thousand points (I smoke two joints) I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more Instrumental: