(1st Verse Strum Chord) My name ain’t up in lights But I’m a hero in this bar And I play four big shows a night Just me and my guitar I don’t make a lot of money And I don’t have a lot of gear I don’t sell a lot of records But I sure sell a lot of beer (2nd verse) If you wanna hear Bob Dillon I’ll play like a Rollin’ Stone If you wanna hear Bob Wills I’ll sing Rose In San Antone I’ll even play Happy Birthday If that’s what you wanna hear Cause I don’t sell a lot of records But I sure sell a lot of beer So it’s hey hey what’s your favorite song? Hey hey everybody sing along We’re just one big red neck family Aw, at least while we’re in here Cause I don’t sell a lot of records But I sure sell a lot of beer (3rd Verse) I wake every Sunday morning’ So I can go to church and pray But after some of my Saturday nights Things just don’t turn out that way I think even the Good Lord, he understands I’m at that point in my career They don’t sell a lot of records But they sure sell a lot of beer (Repeat Chorus) I don’t sell a lot of records But I sure sell a lot of beer