We eat smarties you eat M&M's And you think all out money looks pretend Yea we got Brian Adams and you got Bruce Springsteen But we can drink in bars when were just nineteen You got Brad Pitt, we got Keanu Reeves But we got the best lake fishin' you best believe And you make fun of us because we spell colour with a U You think you're all that Mr. Red White and Blue Chorus We say eh you say y'all Yea we both got pro football Except we got bigger balls and a longer field We say Zed you say Z Sure we watch all your TV You got a stronger army down there, but man up here We got stronger beer You got Dunkin Donuts we got Timmys We got more land but bro you got more cities You sure love the NFL, MLB and the NBA But to the great white north hockey is the only game Chorus We say eh you say y'all Yea we both got pro football Except we got bigger balls and a longer field We say Zed you say Z Sure we watch all your TV You got a stronger army down there, but man up here We got stronger beer (One Strum for first line) So heres to you my southern neighbour all kiddin' aside Its takes me six beers to get piss drunk But for you it takes nineeee Instrumentel We say eh you say y'all Yea we both got pro football Except we got bigger balls and a longer field We say Zed you say Z Sure we watch all your TV You got a stronger army down there, but man up here We got stronger beer