Intro: () I liked () ugly Girls never threw panties at () Women () cute butt () beer gut And () record execs told Johnny Paycheck To () shove his vide(D7)o I liked () back when it was dog-(G)-ugly Nobody ever called Hank () Back when () wettin' the bed And () helmet head And the () best lookin' man in Nashville Was a () Lang I liked () ugly Back when Lyle Lovett was con(D7)sidered a handsome () Back when () dressed like hell () Duracel () fan I liked () unattractive Talkin' back in the George () days When no(C)body could compete with Dolly () Parton's wig () this damned big And the () boys in the band all looked like They've been () bus I liked () I liked () me Spoken: "and that is butt-ugly" NOTE: I totally agree with this song!!!!!!!!