Intro: () I was () drivin' down U.S. 41 Some () idiot crossed the line () Had to swerve to miss him Knocked down a 'Deer Crossing' () sign Took out some woman's mailbox Wound () up hittin' a pothole And the () last thing I remember I was (No Chord) chewin' on a telephone pole But, I had on () clean underwear () Clean underwear Yeah, my () momma would've been proud of me 'Cause I had on a pair I had on () clean underwear When they () took me to intensive care The () doctor and nurse said, (No Chord) "looky there He's got clean underwear" () I was () in there for about a week And got () off the critical list () Scared me up a date With a physical thera(G)pist Took her out for dinner and drinks Wound () up back at my pad () She said she liked the lights off And, (No Chord) boy I was glad I had on () clean underwear () Clean underwear Yeah, my () momma would've been proud of me 'Cause I had on a pair I had on () clean underwear When I () put myself in her care The () good lookin' nurse said, (No Chord) "looky there Ya got clean underwear" () Cl(C)ean () Haynes BV(C)D's Oh...(D)........(G)