() One idiot One idiot ()way You were only () one idiot One idiot ()way She () weighed six pounds when she was born And you () did all that you could You () drove her to tap and piano recitals That () really weren't any good You () saved up for her college fund You () basically broke your back Then she () chunks it all for some boggin' head Who's () probably selling crack And you were Repeat Chorus Your () son was an All American In () tennis and basket ball He had recr()uiters droolin' all over themselves Cause () that boy had it all You done () told your boss where he could go Cause the () kid's gonna be a star Then his () buddy shoots two in a 7-11 And () guess who's in the car And you were Repeat Chorus Twice Fade Out