Intro: () A gay preacher () Lord, what in the devil's goin' () He's a man of the cloth, but the () cloth is kinda cash(A)mere () Episcopal Bishop, we can decorate Cause, he ain't straight - he ain't straight He'll be the () laughing stock at the Pearly Gates For Heaven sakes - for Heaven sakes Cause if the () man upstairs don't go for this () There's gonna be some pissed Pissed Copail()ans Pissed Copailans Pissed Copailans Lord, () Is it only guys - only guys There's gonna be a big hairdresser () in the sky To () blow it dry - to blow it dry I think we () might oughta spend a little time with God To spare the rod - spare the rod Unless you can () quote me some verses from the book of Todd It's kinda odd - kinda odd ) Sunday School lesson you might wanna miss () They're gonna be some pissed Pissed Copail()ans Pissed Copailans Pissed Copailans They're puttin' their () hand in the hand Of the man with the limp wrist () There's gonna be some pissed Pissed Copail()ans Pissed Copailans Pissed Copailans