Timbuk 3 (from "Edge of Allegiance", 1989) (intro) (verse) Who am I? Do you recognize me? Of course you don't. I'm nobody. I have no money. I have no name. I tear the tickets at the hall of fame. I buy my dinner at the seven-eleven Eat it in the kitchen while I watch TV I like my free time and I love my wife You'll find my number on the B-side of life (verse) Once I got lucky. I had a band We had a song it got to number 3 Made lots of money. Made lots of friends Had lots of pretty people hangin' 'round me Now all I want is a place to hide To feel safe from the chaos outside A cold refrigerator, a warm bed A place where no one will stick a gun to my head I buy my dinner at the seven-eleven Eat it in the kitchen while I watch TV I like my free time and I love my wife We're happy living on the B-side of life (bridge) We had a key to the city But the rooms it did unlock Were full of over-priced portraits Engaged in cheap small talk (verse) So turn out the lights, turn up the radio Don't know the singer but I love that song I know that I'm no Baryshnikov baby But I wanna dance with you all night long (verse no lyrics - Oooh oooh etc...) (x2) I'll buy you dinner at the seven-eleven Eat it in the kitchen while we watch TV Tonight's my birthday. Let's have a party I'm thirty with a bullet from the B-side of life