I always heard his herb was top shelf But I just could not wait to find out for myself Well don't knock it till you've tried it Well I've tried it my friend And I'll never smoke weed with Willie again We learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town He fired up a fat boy and he passed it around The last word I spoke before they tucked me in Is I'll never smoke weed with Willie again Chorus: I'll never smoke weed with Willie again My party's all over before it begins You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again We hopped on his old bus the Honeysuckle Rose The party was Vegas it was after the show Alone in the front lounge, it was just me and him I took one friendly puff and the Grim Creeper set in Chorus: I'll never smoke weed with Willie again My party's all over before it begins You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again Key change: Now we're passin' the guitar, we're telling good jokes I can tell one's a comin' 'cause I'm smellin' smoke No I do not partake, I just let it pass by With a grin on my face and a great contact high Chorus: I'll never smoke weed with Willie again My party's all over before it begins You can pour me some Old Whiskey River my friend But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again Play slow let chords ring: In the fetal position with drool on our chins We broke down and smoked weed with Willie again