Intro: verse 1 It only takes nine months to make a human Nine short months to make a new one A half me, another half you one It’ll call me dad and you mum verse 2 Nine months of growing in your tummy But honey when nine months are through There’s nothing I would rather do than Wait a year or two and Make another human with you I hope it gets your nose your fingers and your toes Cause mine are pretty gross let’s face it But i will find it fascinating How you and me Together make him verse 3 Nine months of baking in the oven But after all the day gets through There’s nothing I would rather do than Wait a year or two and Make another human with you Bridge: verse 4 Nine months of growing in your tummy But honey when nine months are through There’s nothing i would rather do than Wait a year or two and Make another human A half me and half you one A perfect little human like you Outro: