Intro Well its.. Water, water ev'rywhere And not a drop to drink, So tell me now Oh, what else can a poor fellow do But sit right down and think verse 1 Think about his girl Think about the times we had, together, boy On Friday we'd paint the town But now she ain't around, theres only Water, water ev'rywhere And not a drop to drink, So tell me now Oh, what else can a poor fellow do But sit right down and think verse 2 Think about some tea Even if I wanted to be, a tee-totaller It's only the salty sea Between the drink and me, it drives you mad Water, water ev'rywhere And not a drop to drink, So tell me now Oh, what else can a poor fellow do But sit right down and think verse 3 Think about roast beef Think about some fish and chips, in newspaper These galley meals are okay But sausage ev'ry day, it's as bad as Water, water ev'rywhere And not a drop to drink, So tell me now Oh, what else can a poor fellow do But sit right down and think verse 4 Think about those girls In the pin-up photographs huh, around your bunk They're standing within arm's reach And ev'ry one a peach, it's just like Outro Water, water ev'rywhere And not a drop to drink, So tell me now Oh, what else can a poor fellow do But sit right down, on the deck, and think