Transcribed by Rob [email protected] Thanks to Penny for the lyrics I stole off her site. Go there, it's good: http://3pod.penny.id.au Tripod: Lai-lai lai lai lai lai lai lai, Lai lai-lai lai, Lai lai-lai lai! Lai-lai lai lai lai lai lai lai, Lai lai-lai lai, Lai lai-lai lai! Scod: There's a girl, We see each other every day, But I'm too shy, And I can't even bring myself to say, Gatesy: "Hello, how are you today? Lovely weather, by the way, If I was with you, I'd be happy to pay!" Gatesy: ... Oh for dinner, you know..oh shit! Scod: She's so cute, She's got a little button head. And I try to be cool, But I just cannot seem to follow through. Gatesy: I just can't find a way to, Let her know that I'll be true, So I know what I must do... Tripod: I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod, That's how I'm gonna win her hand. I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod, And I'm a thirty-eight-year-old man. When I've won the Rock Eisteddfod, She won't leave me on the shelf. I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod, Win the Rock Eisteddfod by myself, With no-one else, On stage by myself. Scod: My dramatic concept, Will be a post-apocalyptic nightmare. Made of cardboard boxes, And foil taped to my stack hat. Tripod: She'll be impressed! Tripod: And my costume will be the best, When the curtain rises, I'll be dressed, In fluoro bike shorts and a fur vest. I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod, That's how I'm gonna win her hand. I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod, And I'm a thirty-eight-year-old man. When I've won the Rock Eisteddfod, She won't leave me on the shelf. I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod, Win the Rock Eisteddfod by myself. Y & S: And as for music, I'll only choose it, If it's got a serious environmental message. Gatesy: I'll start with "Hungry... like the wolf", Tripod: And then, "It's Raining... Men". Scod: I hope it works, I hope she falls in love with me. My backup plan, Is to leave these rookie amateurs behind. And I'll really blow her mind, Tripod: And I'll build my Jazz Ballet rep, I'll go the logical next step... I'm gonna win the Eurovision, Be a star and make her see. Singing in a foreign language, Yon: (Operatic) Maybe then she'll understand me. Tripod: When I've won the Eurovision, She won't leave me on the shelf. I'm gonna win the Eurovision, Then I finally won't be by myself. Row boats by myself, See-saws by myself, AAAAA Eating two ice-creams by myself...