Transcribed by Rob [email protected] (lr) = (let ring) Robbie: On this particular week, Madonna said she wanted to do Shakespeare. Wil and Adam wanted to hear the word "forsooth" in a song ten times. As for Tripod, they just do it for the music, man. Scod: One, two, three, four-sooth! Yon: That's one! Gatesy: Do you believe in love? Well, Willie Shakespeare had something to say about it. (stop) And it goes something like this: Tripod: I worked hard to be a star, Who do these young folks think they are? If Nicole Kidman can sing, I can do Shakespeare. Yon: I can see myself standing on a battlement, Wearing a... Tripod: ... conical bra. Yon: Eight muscle men surround me as I descend the stairs, And play Henry I Vee. (lr) Scod: And when I read the morning news, (lr) Y & G: And when I read the morning news, (lr) Scod: My show will open to... reviews. Tripod: I worked hard to be a star, Who do these young folks think they are? If Nicole Kidman can sing, I can do Shakespeare. Gatesy: Then I'll break new ground - the first white female, To play... Tripod: ... the role of Othello. Gatesy: I could add a plot point involving an antique shotgun, And a diamond heist.