Transcribed by Rob [email protected] Yon: Die almost never, Nearly forever. Forever is yesterday's tomorrow today. Scod: Is there anything that I can do? I got to go and see Q. On a deadly mission since the day we met, The threat is you. You took my love for granted, Now there's a bomb implanted in my heart. Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh... Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh... Whoh oh oh oh Die almost never, Nearly forever. Forever is yesterday's tomorrow today. Play () over and over whilst talking bits: Gatesy: (M) James, you're an outdated dinosaur of a sexist era. Yon: (Bond) Yes, but the hair on my chest is alarmingly enticing. Gatesy: (Moneypenny) Oh, James! Yon: (Bond) Miss Moneypenny. You're as attractive as you are... fourty. Gatesy: (M) 007, listen carefully. Blah blah blah blah bomb, blah nuclear warhead, Yon: (Bond) Yes... Gatesy: (M) Blah blah blah bikinis, blah blah blah jet pack. Yon: (Bond) Right, so kill all the baddies then. Gatesy: (M) One more thing 007, Q has developed a new voice transmogrifier that will disguise your voice to sound exactly like Elvis Costello. Yon: (Bond) Why Elvis Costello? Gatesy: (M) 'Cause Scod really, really, really wanted to. Yon: (Bond) So, who's my target? Gatesy: (M) Let me use the transmogrifier and tell you. This is my voice now... Scod: (Elvis Costello) A disgruntled ex-president, Is becoming incensed. ` About the focus shifting off of his cock, Onto world events. Tripod: He's causing all this trouble, From an underwater bubble in the sea. Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh... Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh... (spoken part)() Gatesy: (Clinton) It's time to release the ultimate weapon, I will release Faith Hill's next eighty albums into the water supply. Before you know it, the world will be wearing gold lame mini-dresses, And look like some shaved rats in stilettos. Once the world has become skankadelic, No-one will care about foreign countries any more. They'll all be looking at my jiz again, I miss that. Yon: (Bond) You're going to have to find someone else to look at your jiz again. Gatesy: (Clinton) I thought you were Elvis Costello! Yon: (Bond) I suddenly remembered my charlemagne Gatesy: (Clinton) What? Yon: (Bond) When you have a cigar up an intern, that represented all the skankiest moments in human history. Question: Would you ever smoke that cigar? Gatesy: (Clinton) No. Yon: (Bond) Well, now I'm going to smoke you... (Sounds of a gunfight) Scod: Two, three, four! Tripod: Die almost never, Nearly forever. Forever is yesterday's tomorrow today. Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh... Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh... Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh... Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh_________