Kim Chi the asian drag queen Had a very heavy lisp And if you ever heard her You would say her words werent crisp All of the other drag queens Working on the Christmas tour They never let poor Kim Chi Hold the microphone no more Then one day on all stars three Rupaul came to say Kim Chi with your lisp so tight /(look so right) Won’t you host my show tonight Then all the drag queens loved her And she shouted out with glee N.C. “I’m jutht thuper exthited to be here” Kim Chi the asian drag queen You’ll go down in herstory