rd Fret Intro E|---------------2-------2-------2-| B|-----------3-------3------3------| G|-----2-------2-------2-------2---| D|-0---------------0---------------| x 4 A|---------0---------------0-------| E|---------------------------------| verse 1 Sometimes in the morning I pretend that I been yawning 'cause I'm E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3---------------3-----| G|-----2-------2-------2-------2---|-----2-------2-------2-------2---| D|-0---------------0---------------|-0---------------0---------------| A|---------0---------------0-------|---------0---------------3-------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| Tired & I can't help it were ya hurting 'cause I felt it there's a E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3---------------------| G|-----4-------4-------4-------4---|-----4-------4-------4-------2---| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|-2---------------2---------------|-2---------------2-------2h4-----| E|---------2---------------2-------|---------2-----------------------| Chip ere on my shoulder must be worth at least a boulder try to E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3---------------3-----| G|-----2-------2-------2-------2---|-----2-------2-------2-------2---| D|-0---------------0---------------|-0---------------0---------------| A|---------0---------------0-------|---------0---------------3-------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| Wash my face to change it but the mirror wont re-arrange it coz im' E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3----------------3----| G|-----4-------4-------4-------4---|-----4-------4-------4--------4--| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|-2---------------2---------------|-2---------------2--------0------| E|---------2---------------2-------|---------2-----------------------| Chorus Laggard and I'm lazy and if lovin' you ain't crazy i E|---3-------3-------3-------3-----|---------------------------------| B|-----0-------0-------0-------0---|---3-------3-------3-------3-----| G|---------------------------------|-----2-------2-------2-------2---| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|---------------------------------|-0-------0-------0-------0-------| E|-3-------3-------3-------3-------|---------------------------------| there's a E|---------------2-------2-------2-|---------------2-------2-------2-| B|-----------3-------3------3------|-----------3-------3------3------| G|-----2-------2-------2-------2---|-----2-------2-------2-------2---| D|-0---------------0---------------|-0---------------0---------------| A|---------0---------------0-------|---------0---------------0-------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| verse 2 Sign out on the window says they're closing down for the snow for the E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3---------------3-----| G|-----2-------2-------2-------2---|-----2-------2-------2-------2---| D|-0---------------0---------------|-0---------------0---------------| A|---------0---------------0-------|---------0---------------3-------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| Bridges have all caved in & the windows they're all shaking & the E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3---------------------| G|-----4-------4-------4-------4---|-----4-------4-------4-------2---| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|-2---------------2---------------|-2---------------2-------2h4-----| E|---------2---------------2-------|---------2-----------------------| Gutters are overflowing & the streetlights are slowly going & the E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3---------------3-----| G|-----2-------2-------2-------2---|-----2-------2-------2-------2---| D|-0---------------0---------------|-0---------------0---------------| A|---------0---------------0-------|---------0---------------3-------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| Candles are all dying and the fires are getting frightened and it's E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3----------------3----| G|-----4-------4-------4-------4---|-----4-------4-------4--------4--| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|-2---------------2---------------|-2---------------2--------0------| E|---------2---------------2-------|---------2-----------------------| Chorus Increasingly hazy and if lovin' you ain't crazy I... E|---3-------3-------3-------3-----|---------------------------------| B|-----0-------0-------0-------0---|---3-------3-------3-------3-----| G|---------------------------------|-----2-------2-------2-------2---| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|---------------------------------|-0-------0-------0-------0-------| E|-3-------3-------3-------3-------|---------------------------------| On the E|---------------2-------2-------2-|---------------2-------2-------2-| B|-----------3-------3------3------|-----------3-------3------3------| G|-----2-------2-------2-------2---|-----2-------2-------2-------2---| D|-0---------------0---------------|-0---------------0---------------| A|---------0---------------0-------|---------0---------------0-------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| verse 3 Southside of the river there's a box I must deliver to a E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3---------------3-----| G|-----2-------2-------2-------2---|-----2-------2-------2-------2---| D|-0---------------0---------------|-0---------------0---------------| A|---------0---------------0-------|---------0---------------3-------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| Family of ancients & I've really stretched their patience 'cause I E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3---------------------| G|-----4-------4-------4-------4---|-----4-------4-------4-------2---| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|-2---------------2---------------|-2---------------2-------2h4-----| E|---------2---------------2-------|---------2-----------------------| Wanted to be early for the grandmother was surly but the E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3---------------3-----| G|-----2-------2-------2-------2---|-----2-------2-------2-------2---| D|-0---------------0---------------|-0---------------0---------------| A|---------0---------------0-------|---------0---------------3-------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| Phone lines deceived me into thinking they'd believe me though it'd E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3----------------3----| G|-----4-------4-------4-------4---|-----4-------4-------4--------4--| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|-2---------------2---------------|-2---------------2--------0------| E|---------2---------------2-------|---------2-----------------------| Chorus Kill me if they praised me & if lovin' you ain't crazy i.. E|---3-------3-------3-------3-----|---------------------------------| B|-----0-------0-------0-------0---|---3-------3-------3-------3-----| G|---------------------------------|-----2-------2-------2-------2---| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|---------------------------------|-0-------0-------0-------0-------| E|-3-------3-------3-------3-------|---------------------------------| Interlude E|---------------2-------2---------|---------------2-------2---------| B|-----------3-------3------3----3-|-----------3-------3-------3-----| G|-----2-------2-------2-------2---|-----2-------2-------2-------2---| D|-0---------------0---------------|-0---------------0---------------| A|---------0---------------0-------|---------0---------------4-------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| E|-------2---------------2---------|-------2---------------2---------| B|---3-------3---3---3--------(3)--|---3-------3---3---3-------3-----| G|-----4-------4-------4--------(2)|-----4-------4-------4-------4---| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|-2---------------2---------------|-2---------------2-------0-------| E|---------2---------------2h5-----|---------2-----------------------| now the E|---------------2-----------------|-------5-------------------------| B|---3---3---3-------3---3---3-----|---2-------2-----2h3---3---------| G|-----0-------0-------0-------0---|-----2-------2-------2-----------| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|---------------------------------|-0-------0-------0-------2h4-----| E|-3-------3-------3-------3-------|---------------------------------| verse 4 Nights are awful boozy like some old forgotten movie 'bout a E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3---------------3-----| G|-----2-------2-------2-------2---|-----2-------2-------2-------2---| D|-0---------------0---------------|-0---------------0---------------| A|---------0---------------0-------|---------0---------------3-------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| Man who drinks with his dog cause he can't recall his dialogue & he's E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3---------------------| G|-----4-------4-------4-------4---|-----4-------4-------4-------2---| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|-2---------------2---------------|-2---------------2-------2h4-----| E|---------2---------------2-------|---------2-----------------------| Playing his old records sound like they're playing b'wards & he's E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3---------------3-----| G|-----2-------2-------2-------2---|-----2-------2-------2-------2---| D|-0---------------0---------------|-0---------------0---------------| A|---------0---------------0-------|---------0---------------3-------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| Fumbling w' barbed wire m'ing dolls tha'ould take y' eye out 'cause the E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3---------------------| G|-----4-------4-------4-------4---|-----4-------4-------4-------2---| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|-2---------------2---------------|-2---------------2-------2h4-----| E|---------2---------------2-------|---------2-----------------------| Verse 5 Television's broken fire needs a stoking & the E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3---------------3-----| G|-----2-------2-------2-------2---|-----2-------2-------2-------2---| D|-0---------------0---------------|-0---------------0---------------| A|---------0---------------0-------|---------0---------------3-------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| Possums in the ceiling have gone from scratching to a'screaming & the E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3---------------------| G|-----4-------4-------4-------4---|-----4-------4-------4-------2---| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|-2---------------2---------------|-2---------------2-------2h4-----| E|---------2---------------2-------|---------2-----------------------| Pot-plants are all dying whole house needs an ironing & the E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3---------------3-----| G|-----2-------2-------2-------2---|-----2-------2-------2-------2---| D|-0---------------0---------------|-0---------------0---------------| A|---------0---------------0-------|---------0---------------3-------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| Lamp lights there a flashing & my potatoes need a mashing & there's E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3----------------3----| G|-----4-------4-------4-------4---|-----4-------4-------4--------4--| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|-2---------------2---------------|-2---------------2--------0------| E|---------2---------------2-------|---------2-----------------------| Chorus Dog-ends in the gravy & if lovin' you ain't crazy I am E|---3-------3-------3-------3-----|---------------------------------| B|-----0-------0-------0-------0---|---3-------3-------3-------3-----| G|---------------------------------|-----2-------2-------2-------2---| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|---------------------------------|-0-------0-------0-------0-------| E|-3-------3-------3-------3-------|---------------------------------| Repeat Interlude Bridge A. One light goes off, but one comes on B. I know it's bad for my health E|---------------------------------|-----------------------2---------| B|-----------------------2---------|---3-------3-------3-------3-----| G|---2-------2-------2---------2---|-----4-------4-------4-------4---| D|-----4-------4-------4-----4-----|---------------------------------| A|---------------------------------|-2-------2-------2-------2-------| E|-2-------2-------2-------2-------|---------------------------------| A. You were right when I went wrong B. But I don't want no one else E|-----------------------0---------|-----------------------5---------| B|---0-------0-------0------0------|---2-------2-------2-------2-----| G|-----0-------0-------0------0----|-----2-------2-------2-------2---| D|-2---------------2---------------|---------------------------------| A|---------2--------------2--------|-0-------0-------0-------0-------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| B. E|-------3-------5-----------------| B|---2-------2-------2-------------| G|-----2-------2-------2-------2---| D|---------------------------------| A|-0-------0-------0-------2h4-----| E|---------------------------------| verse 10 What's that in the window like a little yellow pin-ball bouncing E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3---------------3-----| G|-----2-------2-------2-------2---|-----2-------2-------2-------2---| D|-0---------------0---------------|-0---------------0---------------| A|---------0---------------0-------|---------0---------------3-------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| 'Round & slowly poking like a yellow feather floating it's the E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3---------------------| G|-----4-------4-------4-------4---|-----4-------4-------4-------2---| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|-2---------------2---------------|-2---------------2-------2h4-----| E|---------2---------------2-------|---------2-----------------------| verse 11 Sunshine only smiling with the blue sky draped behind it and the E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3---------------3-----| G|-----2-------2-------2-------2---|-----2-------2-------2-------2---| D|-0---------------0---------------|-0---------------0---------------| A|---------0---------------0-------|---------0---------------3-------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| Maple trees all blooming 'round the compost heaps all fuming while the E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3---------------------| G|-----4-------4-------4-------4---|-----4-------4-------4-------2---| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|-2---------------2---------------|-2---------------2-------2h4-----| E|---------2---------------2-------|---------2-----------------------| verse 12 Children are outside screaming cars slowly leaving E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3---------------3-----| G|-----2-------2-------2-------2---|-----2-------2-------2-------2---| D|-0---------------0---------------|-0---------------0---------------| A|---------0---------------0-------|---------0---------------3-------| E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| And the earth it keeps on turning soon my love will be returning it E|---------------2---------------2-|---------------2-----------------| B|-----------3---------------3-----|-----------3----------------3----| G|-----4-------4-------4-------4---|-----4-------4-------4--------4--| D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------| A|-2---------------2---------------|-2---------------2--------0------| E|---------2---------------2-------|---------2-----------------------| Chorus Continues to amaze me & if lovin' you ain't crazy I.. 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