Intro: Verse: Thin and unshaved, Drunk and mysterious Oh, I must sa-ay Lifestyle is curious BREAK: With a little touch of the sniffles And filthy socks Gnawed, crumbled fingernails Never doing tomahawk chops Verse: A flaky he-ad Dandruff is distinguished Lacquer is re-d Va-in is the varnish BREAK: What is at the root of this She'll say, whatcha got What participle do you possess She'll say, which I have not Verse: One blustery da-ay We rode out To the Meadowlands We saw and were ama-zed Then hauled it back into town again BREAK: Mississippi is a mess sometimes And not only when it rains How come you went back to that malaria island 'Cause our friendship is strained Instrumental: