Intro: I tell myself, what's done is done I tell myself, don't be a fool Play the field, have a lot of fun It's easy when you play it, cool I tell myself, don't be a chump Who cares, let him stay away That's when the phone rings, and I jump And as I grab the phone, I pray Let it please be him, oh dear God It must be him, it must be him Or I shall die, or I shall die Oh hello, hello my dear God It must be him, but it's not him And then I die, that's when I die After a while, I'm myself again I take the pieces, off the floor Put my heart, on the shelf again You'll never hurt me, anymore I'm not a puppet, on a string I'll find somebody else someday That's when the phone rings And once again, I start to pray Let it please be him, oh dear God It must be him, it must be him Or I shall die, or I shall die Oh hello, hello my dear God It must be him, but it's not him And then I die, again I die Let it please be him, oh dear God It must be him, it must be him Or I shall die, or I shall die...