Intro: Verse: Her name is Noelle, And I had a dream about her. She rings my bell. I got gym class in half an hour. Oh, how she rocks, In Keds and tube socks Pre-Chorus But she doesn't know who I am, And she doesn't give a damn about me. 'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, ba - by. I'm just a teenage dirtbag, ba - by. Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me. Oooo oo ooo Verse: Her boyfriend's a dick And he brings a gun to school, And he'd simply kick My ass if he knew the truth. He lives on my block And drives an I-roc Pre-Chorus And he doesn't know who I am, And he doesn't give a damn about me. 'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, ba - by. I'm just a teenage dirtbag, ba - by. Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me. Oooo oo ooo BREAK: Ooo Yeaaaaaaaah, Dirtbaaaaaaaag No, she doesn't know what she's missing. Ooo Yeaaaaaaaah, Dirtbaaaaaaaag No, she doesn't know what she's missing. Verse: Man, I feel like mould, It's prom night and I am lonely. Lo and behold She's walking on over to me. This must be fake, My lip starts to shake. Pre-Chorus But how does she know who I am? And why does she give a damn about me? I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, ba - by, Come with me Friday, don't say may - be. I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you. Oooo oo ooo BREAK: Ooo Yeaaaaaaaah, Dirtbaaaaaaaag No, she doesn't know what she's missing. Ooo Yeaaaaaaaah, Dirtbaaaaaaaag No, she doesn't know what she's missing. SPOKEN: You want to go to the concert? Yeah, OK I got some wacky tobaccy (Laughter) (Lighter strikes) (Toke) OUTRO: