Verse 1: I guess it all started when i woke up this morning Everything seemed okay 'Til i let my pet snake get loose in the kitchen Now i've been in trouble all day Verse 2: I got some paint on the wall,a pretty orange color And a little on the carpet and floor I covered it up with Mom's coat from the closet That she says she can't wear anymore I've had a bad,bad day Not like i thought it would be I've had a bad,bad day It seems like everyone's pickin' on me Verse 3: I put some sand in my Grandpa's tobacco And he frowned at me all day Then i hid his pipe 'cause it smells when he smokes it He shouldn't smoke anyway Verse 4: So between Mom's coat and my Granpa's tobacco Life can be rough on a kid They've almost worn out the seat of my britches It don't hurt much now,but it did Chorus (x2).