Verse 1: Ran my Chevy through the car wash Threw the beers cans out Emptied all the ash trays Cleaned a little house Got my Allman Brothers cassettes Stacked up on the dash Got some jack back in the trunk And a tank full of gas Verse 2: Stopped and bought some roses To sweep you off your feet Yes i'm going for the limit,girl I'm gettin' in the real deep Dusted off my Dingos Got my Levis pressed Gonna break into your heart And steal what i love best Yes i'm armed and dangerous Woman you've made me a desperate man Armed and dangerous Comin' for your lovin' yes i am Verse 3: Take a ride out in the country Where the grass is tall and cool And do some barefoot dancin' How's that sound to you And i've got some other things That i might suggest But if i put them on this record I'd be under arrest Chorus (x2).