Intro: I met him on a swamp down on Dagobah Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A, soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice, he said, "Yoda" Y-O-D-A, Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda Well, I've been around, but I ain't ever seen A guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green Oh, my Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand Oh, my Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda Chorus: Well, I left home just a week before And I've never ever been a Jedi before But Obi-Wan, he set me straight, of course He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force!" Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again With my Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda BRIDGE: So I used the Force I lifted a box I lifted some rocks While I stood on my head But I won't forget what Yoda said He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide." Oh, my Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda "I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed But remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed." Oh, my Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda Chorus: Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess But I know I'll be coming back some day I'll be playing this part 'til I'm old and gray The long-term contract I had to sign Says I'll be making these movies 'til the end of time With my Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda, Yo yo yo yo Yoda (repeat last line)