Verse 1: A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away, Naboo was under an attack. And I thought me and Qui Gon Gin, could talk the Federation into maybe cutting them a little slack. But There response it didn't thrill us, they looked the doors and tried to kill us. We escaped from that gas, and met Jar Jar in Bossnass, we took a Bungo from the scene and we went to Fee to see the Queen, we all wound up on Tatooine, that's where, we found.. This Boy Oh my, my this here Anakin guy, maybe Vader Someday later now he's just a small fry. He left his home kissed his mommy goodbye singing soon I'm gonna be a Jedi. Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi. Verse 2: Did you know this Junkyard slave isn't even old enough too shave, but he can use the force they say, ahh do you see him hitting on the queen though he's just nine and she's fourteen, yeah he's probably gonna marry her someday. Well I know he built C-3PO and I've heard how fast his Pod can go, and we were broke it's true, so we made a wager or two Ooo he was a prepubescent flying ace and the minute Jabba started off that race I knew who would win first place, oh yes, it was, our boy, we started singing.. (Chorus)