Who am I kidding? Myself I know you're beating me up Who am I kidding? Myself Unscrew the bottle if you dare I'll take a mouthful cos I need you there Always a handful, yes I know I am Always a handful, always Who am I kidding? Myself I know you're beating me up Who am I kidding? Myself I've been taught not to talk like that Have you been taught how to speak off-hand? Who am I kidding? Myself I know you're beating me up Who am I kidding? Myself