Intro Excuse me staring - we catch the same the same train We've never spoken I wonder if we may From Wandsworth Town on the Waterloo line Via Clapham Junction on the eight fifty-nine May I tell you that I think you're lovely Purchasing your ticket as I stare discreetly by the barrier Where do you work What do you do there What's your name We're in Waterloo now Where you march up the platform In military style In the rhythm that the train made My heavenly choir May I tell you that I think you're lovely Purchasing your ticket as I stare discreetly by the barrier Sorrowful parting You take the Bakerloo southbound My trip on the northbound Is something of a comedown Sweet girl on the train Do you fancy me If you like me You can commute with me