Dear God I Hate Myself

Notes: At it's core this is a simple, easy and satisfying acoustic guitar song. Impress your friends and make your parents proud by singing this anthemic ode to self-flagellation. e|---0-----0----x----0-----0-----3-----5----| B|---0-----0----3----0-----1-----3-----5----| G|---0-----7----2----5-----0-----4-----6----| D|---2-----7----0----5-----2-----5-----7----| A|---2-----5----0----3-----3-----5-----7----| E|---0----------2----------------3-----5----| | | | | | | | | despair will hold a place in my heart a bigger one than you do do do and i will always be nicer to the cat than i am to you you you | | | | | | | | dear God, i hate my self dear God, i hate my self and i will never be happy and i'll never feel normal | | | | | | | | (don't ask me if this line is about you) | | | | | | | | what do they do there tonite tonite? why do they go there alright alright? why do they live there tonite tonite? why do they live at all alright alright? | | | | | | | | dear God, i hate my self dear God, i hate my self and i will never be happy and i will never feel normal | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | (Instrumental - play twice) | | | | | | | | why do they live there tonite tonite? why do they live at all alright alright? | | | | | | | | flip off the mirror as protest who the F-word are you you you? | | | | | | | | and i will never be happy and i will never feel normal dear God, i hate my self dear God, i hate my self | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ************************************ | / slide up | \ slide down | H hammer-on | p pull-off | ~ vibrato | + harmonic | x Mute note | B Bend | pb Pre-bend | br Bend release | pbr Pre-bend release | brb Bend release bend ******************************