Intro: () e----0----2----0----3----0---- b----2----3----1----0----2---- G----2----2----0----0----2---- D----2--0-0----2----0----2---- A--0-0-------3-3----2--0-0---- E-----------------3-3--------- My life is like a runaway horse pullin' a wagon of hay No one's got control so i let the lines go and try to stay out of the way Verse 1: I try to live pure but it's just no use today 'Cause I watched T.V. said goddamn but at least I'm not gay I drove a pickup to church not my buggy and i didn't stay Had sex with a donkey not my wife and I know I'm gonna pay Chorus Verse 2: I got drunk last night, I'm going to hell even if i pray Even if I promise to change God won't listen to a word i say I burned down my barn to collect insurance in the month of may I can't keep from sinning I'm begging to love it and it's not OK...... Chorus (twice) Outro: () e----0----2----0----3----0---- b----2----3----1----0----2---- G----2----2----0----0----2---- D----2--0-0----2----0----2---- A--0-0-------3-3----2--0-0---- E-----------------3-3---------