Intro: verse 1: Now I had an old uncle as mean as can be, he said “When I die you’ll get nothing from me” Musn’t grumble, musn’t grumble All he left me was an old overcoat, but I found in the pocket a fifty pound note Musn’t grumble, musn’t grumble verse 2: Now I am a ‘do it yourselfer’ you see, it can half make life easy, take it from me Musn’t grumble, musn’t grumble If the wife wants the grass cut or a new kitchen shelf, just do as I do and say “Do it yourself” Musn’t grumble, musn’t grumble Musn’t grumble, dont worry ’bout nothing my friend Musn’t grumble, ‘cos all’s well thats well in the end Musn’t grumble, you grumble and you’re on your own Laugh and the world laughs with ya, cry and you’ll cry all alone Laugh and the world laughs with ya, musn’t grumble, musn’t grumble verse 3: Now I came home from work there was firemen around, they said “We couldn’t save it, your house has burnt down” Musn’t grumble, musn’t grumble I said “That’s alright, dont worry mate ‘cos the bathroom needed painting, it weren’t half in a state” Musn’t grumble, musn’t grumble verse 4: I collect the football pools money you see, and one week we won it, me workmates and me Musn’t grumble, musn’t grumble I went home early feeling pleased with meself, and I saw the coupon still stuck on the shelf Musn’t grumble, musn’t grumble Musn’t grumble, dont worry ’bout nothing my friend Musn’t grumble, ‘cos all’s well thats well in the end Musn’t grumble, you grumble and you’re on your own Laugh and the world laughs with ya, cry and you’ll cry all alone Laugh and the world laughs with ya, musn’t grumble, musn’t grumble Laugh and the world laughs with ya, musn’t grumble, musn’t grumble