Intro: Me mates have gawn and left me Gawn off to a gig I’m down on me luck but they don't give a fig I'm stuck at home here Sick as a pig ) What a miserable saturday night There’s nothing to do Nothing on the telly Nothing in me pocket I’ve got nothing you see Plenny of nothing an’ plenny for me What a miserable Saturday night I bet they’re down the boozer knocking it back They’re blagging the birds the dirty rats They’re giving 'em this and giving 'em that And I’m stuck at home here Smoking joking mucking about They’re laughing loud and shouting out But I’ve got nothing to laugh about ’Cos I’m stuck at home What a miserable Saturday night I wish I’d have gawn round to see me old dad He don’t say a lot but he ain’t so bad To think I’m still sitting here’s making me mad ) What a miserable Saturday night Nothing to eat ’cos we’ve run out of bread The fire’s gawn out and the telly’s gawn dead I’ll make a cup of cocoa and shoot off to bed What a miserable Saturday night I bet they’ve probably brought some bits to stay And took ’em round Tubby’s takeaway And off they’ll go for a ride I’d say An’ I’m stuck at home They’re having a whale of a time the dirty runts Bet they’re up to all kinds of stunts They’re putting their ’ands around their ear And I’m stuck at home What a miserable Saturday night (Just play verse chords for outro) Whistle to endâ...