I am the incredible shrinking man The longer I live the smaller I stand I was the irrelevant, misplaced son Inconsequential, awkward and undone Verso 1: Too short for the wishing well Oh well, you can all just go to hell And maybe today Things will go my way 'cause it all seems cruel When you're made to play the fool Why ask why After all, we die Must seem like you're always gone In a world where you don't belong I am the incredible melting man Becoming nothing as long as I can I'll be a puddle by the end of the day Wasn't much of a person anyway Verso 2: Too late for the dinner bell Oh well, you can all just go to hell And maybe today Things will go my way 'cause it all seems cruel When you're made to play the fool Why ask why After all, we die Must seem like you're always gone In a world where you don't belong Solo Ponte: It'd be fine I'd be having a ball Don't give me grief It could happen to you each and all But I need relief I hurt you 'cause my mind is mush That's my excuse I'm the widow hiding in the bush And I'm on the loose I'm a tiny, tiny angry man Hurting all the people that I can I am the incredibly wasted man Thought I had a promise Thought there was a plan I am the incredulous thinking fuck I threw away my time and I'm out of luck Solo Outro N.C It was as if my body had ceased to exist N.C There was no hunger N.C No longer the terrible fear of shrinking