Intro/Verse: Don't like the way that i look in my own clothes so I wear my wife's when i'm going to town You think it's gross when i'm wearing a pantyhose You think i'm sick yeah you call me a clown I think i may i think i might have human tonight Don't come to me because i'm coming to you I think i may i think i might have you for a bite I'm gonna cook me up some human stew 'cause transvestites can be cannibals too and i'll feel better after i eat you 'cause i hate people when they're not polite They end up on my table and it serves you right And when i was young i wore my sister's clothes I liked to paint my nails and i had secrets no one knows But now that i'm grown up i cook dinner for my wife I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife i hate the popular people cause i ain't popular i hate these words tomorrow cause i'm bipolar it's ok to be different unless your all by yourself you think your so special but your just like everyone else i just don't understand the reason why i said why can't i be a bigger man and walk away when you tear me down and make me feel like i'm worth nothing but then again i'm sure that you deserve what you'll be getting And when i was young i wore my sister's clothes I liked to paint my nails and i had secrets no one knows But now that i'm grown up i cook dinner for my wife I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife So you don't like being tied up? Well, i don't like being mean You're so shallow-minded you think i'm only what you see Take me out of the herd and put out on display in front of your friends Not knowing this mistake will lead to your miserable end I'm rude, I'm ugly, And i'm everything you hate And i'm here, tonight, to put you on my plate I don't care for your opinion i don't want your point of view Tonight i'll have a feast with compliments to you And when i was young i wore my sister's clothes I liked to paint my nails and i had secrets no one knows But now that i'm grown up i cook dinner for my wife I still carry my secrets along with a butcher's knife