Intro: Verse: 1 You look as pretty as a picture in a brand-new K-Mart frame Like a cocktail waitress on a Las Vegas weddin' day So if your hus-bands's busy playin' video games Give me a call, sweet momma, if you need some strange Oh I feel the same So baby, how 'bout you and me Go on a vandalism spree? Burn down the Dairy Queen Maybe rob the cash machine And spend it all on a weddin' ring Orange spray paint and gasoline We'll make-believe it's halloween, girl Anything to feel a thing Verse: 2 You ever get so lonesome, You ever get so bored You wanna throw some rocks at your Honda Accord? Well we can steal some Keystone beer from A-rab liquor store Gonna blow more money, honey, than you can afford I'll be an escort for ya Baby, how 'bout you and me Go on a vandalism spree? Burn down the Dairy Queen Maybe rob the cash machine And spend it all on a weddin' ring Orange spray paint and gasoline A honeymoon down in New Orleans, hell Anything to feel a thing Bridge So if you ever get tired of those pastel blues If you ever feel wired with nothin' better to do We'll set the woods on fire and burn the avenue I'll be the first to warn you, girl, I ain't nothin' but bad news So baby, how 'bout you and me Go on a vandalism spree? Burn down the Dairy Queen Maybe rob the cash machine And go pawn a weddin' ring For cocaine and ketamine I can be your Charlie Sheen, hell Anything to feel a thing