Intro: I know what you're thinking What's Barney been drinking, that girl was smoking hot? Yes I could have nailed her But no it's not a failure cos there's one thing she is not To score a 10 would be just fine But I'd rather be dressed to the nines It's a truth you can't refuuuuuuuse Nothing suits me like a suit Picture a world where all the boys and girls Are impeccably well dressed That delivery guy in a jacket and tie That puppy in a double breast That 80's dude with mutton chops That baby with a lollipop That lady cop who's kinda cuuuuute Nothing suits 'em like a suit (Suits) Wingman I can wear (Suits) They're oh so debonair (Suits) The perfect way to snare a girl with daddy issues (Suits) In navy, blue or black, Check out this perfect rack I want to give them a squeeze Oh really? Then answer these questions if you please What would you do if you had to chose Between your suits and a pot of gold? (Suits) What would you say if you gave your suits away And in return you'd never grow old? (Suits) What would you pick? One million chicks or a single three piece suit. (It's moot.) What if world peace were within your reach? Alalalala! I'm gonna stop you right there. It's suits. C'mon Lily. Get your head outta your ass. Two! Three! Four! ( ) Girls will go and girls will come but there's only one absolute. Every Bro on the go needs to know That there's no accepted substitute. I'm sorry suits, let's make amends? My Sunday best are my best friends. Send Casual Friday down the laundry chute. Cos nothing suits The undisputed Oft' saluted Suitor of repute Like a Wait for it Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuit!