Intro () Yesterday I asked you (300) To come up with more verses for 'Alexander Hamilton 2'. And by god, ya' done did it Go verse 1 Only smoked once or twice - Alexander dabbled in Biggest booty in the world - Alexander damn he thicc Where did Burr shoot Hamilton? - In Alexander's abdomen All these hateful comments, man it's Alexander damaging Yo, what's he do at Christmas time? - Alexander carollin' A relaxed nail month - Alexander anagram Just became the brand new Pope - Alexander Vatican Starbucks doesn't know his name - Is there an Alan Hamlin? Bridge (Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton) N.C. Cheated on his wife? - Alexander Hamilton verse 2 Oh my god, he talks too much - Alexander ramblin' Holy shit, the condom broke - Alexander has a kid Has a really young face - Alexander baby chin Yo, that's a pretty solid line - Alexander thank ya Finn Stealing everybody's memes? - Alexander has me dead Started singing for the kids - He Alexander panderin' But what if he's a skeleton? - Alexander has no skin Alex, how'd you like your eggs? - Alexander: "Scramble 'em" Interlude N.C. My walk is wobbly Cocky jaunt? Hell, it oughta' be I'm novel, you a novelty Best Prez in the world Honor me verse 3 He's coming out as black - Alexander African Didn't fire a single gun - Alexander Hacksaw Ridge The sucky villain in Iron Man 3 - Alexander Mandarin Is a 100 years old - Alexander saggy skin Goes to see a therapist - Alexanger management Turn into a camel now he Alexander Camelton He couldn't hold it in - Alexander flatuelence Is he really a mermaid? - Alexander has a fin verse 4 Bought an Urban Dictionary - Alexander fam it's lit California's legalized - Alexander cannabis Worst movie of all time - Alexander Happening Was a weirdo all through High School - Alexander had no friends Watch got ruined at the beach - Alexander sand in it Gonna' get hella ripped - Alexander masculine Likes a bear from that movie - Alexander Paddington Tryna' make another song - Alexander ask your fans Outro Alexander Hamilton, Alexander Hamilton N.C Million things I haven't done - But kickin' ass ain't one of 'em