Intro: verse 1 Halloween's over and it's not yet Christmas There's a weird in-between in the middle and it sucks So pardon my frown But it's hard to be excited when the theme color's brown Thanksgiving Here it comes again, the vicious cycle Thanksgiving You're like Jackson 5 without the Michael Yeah, Macy's got a parade But it always ends with Santa on his sleigh Why bother? verse 2 No Santa, no elves No witches, ghouls, or goblins As holidays go, it doesn't even make the top 10 Christmas ham is so much better "I love turkey" said no one ever Thanksgiving Here it comes again For no good reason Thanksgiving You're in the way of my jolly Christmas season By five o'clock, we've stuffed our faces Then it's back to the daily races Interlude Bridge So why do I sing this song so angrily? Thanksgiving's a chance to see your family Well, in case you don't remember We all do it again in December Planes and trains and cars and highways And the very next day is Black Friday N.C. Thanksgiving N.C. Damn your icy heart, you've got no soul Thanksgiving Let's take turns and say why we're thankful The only thing I'm thankful for is Don't have to sing another Outro You're Christmas lite