verse 1 I've been self-diagnosing all of my problems Carrying all my stress in the jaw I've got all sorts of health products Aspirin and robo, and my new skincare wash Bridge 1 It couldn't be excessive caffeine Dehydration or lack of sleep I need something real heavy Woooooaaa! verse 2 I've been banging my head to the beat of trauma Cynic and bandage by natural law I've got all sorts of beauty products Face-paint and polish, resistant to the wash Bridge 2 Now I don't trust my Tylenol To save my ass when I mess up Now I doubt my neti pot Could even clear up all my snot I need to fix myself Wooooaaaa! verse 3 I've been banging my head to the beat of trauma Cynic and bandage by natural law I've got all sorts of beauty products Face-paint and polish, resistant to the wash Bridge 2 Now I don't trust my Tylenol To save my ass when I mess up Now I doubt my neti pot Could even clear up all my snot I need to fix myself WOOOOAAAA!