Dear Penis, I don't thing I like you any more, You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor, Oh dear penis, I don't like you any more. It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine, That's all we needed, to get by. Now is seems things have changed, and I think that you're the one to blame dear penis I don't like you any more. He Says, Dear Rodney I don't think I like you any more, Cause when you get to drinking, you put me places I've never been before. Dear Rodney I don't like you any more. Why can't get a grip on our man to hand relationship, Come to terms with truly how we feel. If we put our heads together, we'd just stay home forever, dear penis, I think I like you after all. Oh and Rodney, while your shavin, shave my balls. to mine*****************************[email protected]