1) Dear Penis ? I don?t think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor, Oh Dear Penis ? I don?t like you anymore. It used to be you and me, a paper towel and dirty magazine, That?s all we needed to get by. Now it?s seems things have changed and I think that you?re the one to blame, Dear Penis ? I don?t like you anymore. 2)Dear Rodney ? I don?t think I like you anymore, ?Cause when you get to drinkin?, you put me places I?ve never been before, Dear Rodney ? I don?t like you anymore. Why can?t we get a grip on our man-to-hand relationship, Come to terms with truely how we really feel? If we put our heads together, we?d just stay home forever. Dear Penis ? I think I like you after all. Ohh And Rodney ? While you?re shavin?, shave my balls.