The Ballad Of Eddie Mullet

Well my name is Eddie, people say I?m mean, I grew my first mullet when I was thirteen And it?s a quarter past 2, I?m outside a bar, I gotta gun in my hand, I got a getaway car Yeah, I got 2 boys, I name ?em Hank and Bleu, they?re both seventeen, they got mullets, too Yeah, we?ll hit the bar boys and when the lights get low, it?s the same old routine, we get the money and go Looks like I go thru life without a care, you've seen me at the Farm Aid, air shows and the county fair We?ll pull up slow out by the dock, well Hank take my pistol, go rob that ole bait shop Well look at me and you?d never know I come from a trailer park with Meth and tornado I hear 2 shots ring out and I see Hank run, his hands are filled some blood and money and a smokin? gun Fiddle Solo Well Hank?s mullet ain?t too long, it?s a 5 and ten, he got it cut 9 months ago in the county pen I remember the 1st time he ever got in a jam, At thirteen years old and smokin? Kools in a stolen Trans Well,Hanks half brother Bleu his mom is from the ridge, Yeah he?s got a rattail, it?s a mullet hybrid His momma?s got a hairdo and it requires a spray, it?s a perm French mullet and all the boys, they call it moullet Guitar Solo This?ll be the last night I ever see my home, I just hopped in my Camaro I just wanted to buy me one of them new Goody combs There was a roadblock up ahead, it turns out at the bait shop the owner ended up dead Now there ain?t no turnin? around, they?re outside my door, I?m surrounded by 8, 9 cops, ten, hell there may be more I know what went down if the descriptions fits ,well, they were lookin? for mullets and boys, I was in deep shit Mandolin Solo In my jail cell the beds are cold, they just give baloney sandwiches And never give me no chance of parole And I know better aw, Hank and Blue Yeah they're diggin' a tunnel and they?re comin? after you know who