Well I partied alot last night and I drank too much Cuervo Now I?m feelin? like crap and I think I gotta go Back to my job and I?m really movin? fast But before I leave the house I kinda need to ask Who is this woman in my bed Who is this woman in my bed I can't savvy her name and she probly can't do the same I said who is this woman in my bed Well last thing I remember was fallin? down the stairs I know I wasn?t sober but who the hell cares Cause I?m gonna get fired if I don?t hurry up The cat peed on the sofa, now where?s that little pup Chorus 2: Who is this woman in my bed Who is this woman in my bed Whatcha doin? in my life, I hope you?re not my wife I said who is this woman in my bed She ain?t that bad lookin? for someone I don?t know I wonder where I met her, I prob?ly made a show She?s ?bout 6 foot with blonde hair but her nose looks like a snout I wish her eyes would open so I could quickly find out Chorus 3: Who is this woman in my bed Who is this woman in my bed Well I?m done with partyin? now cause I can?t wake up this cow I said who is this woman in my bed