verse 1: I was sittin’ starin’ at my monitor My computer locked-up, once again And I read all them manuals, cover-to cover Rackin’ my brains to find out what the problem was, and then I called the help desk number that they gave me And the man said “I will help you, troubleshoot.” That gave me an idea, I hung up that phone Then I grabbed my 12-gauge, right off the wall I’ll do some problem solving on this thing once and for all And I have no trouble shootin’ this computer I don’t need tech support to walk me through Yeah it’s time I shoot it, there’s no need to reboot it It’s time to bust a cap in this CPU Bridge: Come on runtime-error, go ahead an’ make my day If Bill Gates was standin’ here, I smack his four-eyed face Solo: verse 2: Now if you think I have an ounce of patience I’m tellin’ you, you better not, hold your breath Cause I’m gonna lock an’ load ‘em Tell ‘em I’ll send in the modem An’ give this thing the real Blue-Screen-Of-Death And I have no trouble shootin’ this computer I don’t need tech support to walk me through Yeah it’s time to shoot it, there’s no need to reboot it It’s time to bust a cap, in this piece of...Microsoft Windows It’s time to bust a cap in this CPU