You're the second hottest girl I've ever seen On that show you're on With three other girls I mean... There are three girls On the show You're two out of three I'm just trying to be transparent Cause you're the runner up She's the beauty queen You're the second hottest girl I've ever seen On that show I mean You're clearly number two Maybe next season hottest one Will be you When the hottest chick leaves Cause her rate goes through the roof Process of elimination might be good to you But probably not Cause the next girl they find Will probably be hotter than the one from last time Cause you're the runner up She's the beauty queen You're the second hottest girl I've ever seen On that show I mean And I'd drop anything to help you if your life's in danger As long as your slightly hotter friend's not in despair Or even slight discomfort I'm just trying to be honest Cause girls like honesty And honestly You probably won't be the hottest girl I'll date Cause you're the runner up She's the beauty queen You're the second hottest girl I've ever seen But don't get jealous, girl It's an ugly thing to be Especially when already You're only second hottest You're only second hottest You're only second hottest To me... Call me. Text me. End