Intro: Verse 1: Woke up this morning Didn't take a shower I've been regretting it For the past hour Because my head itches My head itches, yeah My head itches My head itches, yeah Doc, I need some dandruff shampoo for my head Verse 2 : Went to the doctor He looked at me and said "Boy, what's your affliction?" I pointed at my head And said, my head itches My head itches, yeah My head itches My head itches, yeah Doc, I need some dandruff shampoo for my head Verse 3: When the doc was done listening to me He stared at me quizzically He said, "Toby, you don't need me" "Dandruff shampoo is OTC" Chorus/Outro: Cuz if your head itches Your head itches, yeah If your head itches Your head itches, yeah Go to the pharmacy and get some shampoo for your head Dandruff shampoo For your head For your head For your head For your head For your head For my head