Intro: Baby, baby, you sure are purdy. Would you take a drink with me? Tell your boyfriend, to get lost now Cause he don't even want to mess with me. I was in Prison for 30 years baby You learn a lot when you're in the pen Like how to make guns and License plates and How to get rid of a jealous boyfriend, And not leave no mess. Put out baby or get out baby. They aint no doubt baby of what I will do. The prison life won?t no damn good life. Lookin? for a purdy wife, and I think that you might do, If you keep your mouth shut Riff: I aint a communist. I vote Republican. I aint confused ?bout my ?sexiality?. I like to hunt and fish, And go to car races, And watch the championship, wrestling on the tv. I believe in heaven and hell and God and country and western, But thats enough about me baby. Tell me what do you think about me In 3 words or less (Repeat Chorus) (Solo) Put out baby or get out baby. They aint no doubt baby of what I will do. The prison life won?t no damn good life. Lookin? for a sexy wife, and I guess that you will do. Remember what I said darling (Repeat 1st Chorus) (Spoken): So what do you think of my offer darling?