It's pert' near 12 O'clock Do yo know where you husband is? You don't know where he's run off to And you don't know who's he runnin with You say he never holds you tight And he hangs out at that spot each night You wait up for him but he don't show Well darlin', there's smoethign you should know Your man is gay As a goose, darlin' (?) Gay, and that's the truth darlin I hate to break the news to you this way But, your man is gay As a donned apparel. Gay, he's a flamin' arrow heads up, babe, your man is gay. You say he reads a lot of muscle magazines He likes antiques and french cuisine Well darlin, don't you know what all this means He's runnin' low on tostesterine His favorite part of the super bowl Is the locker room interviews Well just add 2 and 2, Hey darlin', it's time you got a clue Chorus