Intro: So this is the end of the movie Whoa, whoa, whoa But real life isn't a movie No, no, no You want things to be wrapped up neatly The way that stories do You're looking for answers But answers aren't looking for you Because life is a gradual series of revelations That occur over a period of time It's not some carefully crafted story It's a mess, and we're all gonna die If you saw a movie that was like real life You'd be like, "What the hell was that movie about? It was really all over the place." Life doesn't make narrative sense Nuh-uh DARRYL: You don't want to have a baby, do you? WHITE JOSH: No, I don't think so DARRYL: What are we gonna do? ... WHITE JOSH: I don't know JOSH GROBAN We tell ourselves that we're in a movie Whoa, whoa, whoa Each one of us thinks we've got the starring role Role, role, role But the truth is, sometimes you're the lead And sometimes you're an extra Just walking by in the background ........................... Like me, Josh Groban! Because life is a gradual series of revelations That occur over a period of time Some things might happen that seem connected But there's not always a reason or rhyme People aren't characters. They're complicated And their choices don't always make sense That being said, it's really messed-up That you banged your ex-boyfriend's dad Oh, never bang your ex-boyfriend's dad .......