The Alka-seltzer Great American Road Trip
Rhett & Link
The road rolls out in front of me Like a red carpet made of black asphalt The cup holders filled to the rim With two sixty ounce drinks that we just bought With pride and resort we carry out one task That's to get our grub on all across this land Our sense of smell is like a gps And our taste buds are tuned like a baby thrand The hazards of our quest are many But, we got a hunch that we'll be ready For food drinks and good times Two guys with a knife and fork (unknown lyric) Cuz, food doesnt like pork rinds It's the Alka Seltzer Great American Road Trip