Verse I should have never gone To get my haircut by my room mate’s mum Eighty percent off is not a good deal when she Cuts eighty percent off Verse Should have gotten the clue By looking at my room mate’s do Looks like two squirrels climbed up his back Made it on his scalp and died in the act She was clipping away I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror I wanted to say Something but I didn’t want to offend her So I shut my mouth Then she gave me a spin I look like a stunt double for the weekend Verse I got a bad bad bad bad bad haircut My head looks like a (fat boobs butt) I should audition for the role of (brier tuck) Cause I got a bad bad bad bad bad haircut Bridge I got a modern art installation on my head I look like I walked off the set of walking dead I got a bad bad bad bad bad haircut I got a bad bad bad bad bad haircut But, haircuts they are temporary It will grow out before you get married Unless you’re already married And in that case, it will grow out Before your second marriage